Disclaimer...

Lucky you...two posts in one day. So, this is a disclaimer to tell everyone that I know of the spelling errors on each post. I do know how to spell the words that I spelled wrong. So the conclusion I have come to is I need more sleep.

P.S. my new picture is me as Mighty Mouse! Woot woot!

Grometing...

On Sunday I received a text message from my boss Ammon asking me to put in some extra hours this week. The reason was so that I could gromet. Grometing is when you put holes into a blanket or plastic sheet of some kind, then add a metal ring around the hole so you can hang that blanket up.

Yesterday I gromet 30 blankets. There were four gromets on each side of the blanket. 480 gromets were done by me. I would have felt like I accomplished something amazing but by the time I was done my poor little hands were still in the shape of holding the hammer I used to nail the gromets in. Last night around 10:30 they finally went back to their normal shape. The only reason I cried myself to sleep was because I have to do 50 more blankets today. I guess it's cool if my hand are shaped like I am holding a hammer for the rest of my life. It'll be easier to get people to do things for me because they will feel so bad, or they will just be scared by the shape of my hands...

I am to be...

Mighy Mouse! I will be mighty mouse this year for halloween! I will be wearing red fish net tights with a yellow skirt, a yellow cape, and of course an awesome mighty mouse shirt. We can't forget my awesome mickey ears. I am going to look so cool! I will be wearing it to a halloween party next Saturday. I will be the mighty mouse scared out of my mind in the corner. It's gonna be awesome! No worries, I will be posting pictures when they are available for all my 2 readers! By the way, I know "I am to be mighty mouse" isn't correct. Just wanted to clear that up.

Halloween Again...

It's time for Halloween again. I am not a fan of this holiday. I have always been afraid of people who are dressed up and have masks on. I don't like the feeling of not knowing who it is. When people wear masks and dress up they seem to feel like they can be someone else and they like to scare you.

One day around Halloween at UVSC (now known as UVU) I jumped on the shuttle that would take me back to my car. We were about to take off when the mascot for our school jumped on the shuttle as well. He was dressed up in a wolverine suit. I think my face went pale, and my heart started racing. I was freaking out! He started to walk down the aisle. Of course because no one knew who he was he was picking girls up off their seats and throwing them over his shoulder then putting them down, grabbing guys hats and throwing them around the shuttle. He started to walk back to my section. I believe these people can see the fear on my face because they always grab me, or pick me up. They come straight for me and love to scare me to death. All I could do as the mascot made his way to the back section of the shuttle was look away and pretend like he wasn't even on the shuttle. It didn't work. He came and sat right next to me and pretended to flirt like a wolverine would...I was so proud of myself for not crying.

I dont like Halloween...so, Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas!

This Can't Be Right...

On the first day of school this semester I went looking for my first class. It said it was in room number 121. I looked everywhere but still couldn't find it. Finally I found room 121. It was the women's bathroom. I stared at the door extremely confused. Why would they put the women's bathroom as where my class is? Is this a joke the school is playing on me specifically? This was all so odd. I opened the door and peeked in and sure enough it was the bathroom. I closed the door and stood there a second just staring at it. I looked back down at my paper and realized I was in the wrong building.

Lucky...

I tend to get a panicky feeling when I run into people I went to high school with. All the horrible feelings of high school come back. I went to 3 different high schools. The bad part about going to 3 different High Schools is that there are a lot more people to run into. There is also an advantage of going to three different high schools.

I see someone I went to Mountain View High School with. They see me. I panick and first try to find a place to hide. They come up to me before I can squeeze my whole body in the hiding place. While half of my body is still stuck in the hiding place a conversation has started with this classmate.

Classmate: "Hey, did you go to Mountain View?"
Me: "I went to Dixie"
Classmate: "Oh sorry, you look familiar."
Me: "No problem!"

And that is how I avoided the "hey it's been six years and I think we had math together once" conversation!

Driving...

Every morning I drive from the Clearfield Area to the Salt Lake City Area for work. It's about a half an hour commute. Today in the fast lane I got stuck behind a guy that was checking out all the scenery(going 50 miles an hour). Then he would pick his nose, check out more scenery, pick his nose again, check his hair in the mirror, and go back to his nose. I started to gag at the nose picking so the only option I had was to play frogger and make my way back to the fast lane way in front of him.

Older...

I can tell I am getting older because I went to Disneyland with my mom, and my little brother this past week. My brother and his friend often went off on their own, so my mom and I would decide what we wanted to do. Everytime I was asked what I wanted to do I would think, "I would like to sit here on this bench and watch the parade again." That meant I didn't have to move.

No More Dating...

My roommates and I decided we're done dating for a while. Recent Experiences:

Tiffany's experiences:

She was stuck on a blind date for 28 hours. She wanted to die.

She went hiking on a date and the guy was in front of her. Everytime he would go through bushes he would let go and the branches would come back and hit Tiffany in the face. He's a winner.

Shanley's experience:

Shanley went on a blind date and once they were done eating dinner he said, "The next thing I have planned for us was to go skinny dipping in a lake up in the mountains." Shanley declined.

My experiences:

On a first date this guy and I were walking around our little town. I was using my hands to explain something and while my hand was in the air he grabbed it and held it for the rest of the night. My story was cut short.

This guy and I were swapping blind date stories and he said "On all my blind dates I make out, like this..." he proceded to try and show me what he does on all his blind dates. I proceded to show him what it was like to be rejected.

Too Good Looking...

I have very attractive siblings, and I have to deal with girls asking about my older brother all of the time. Unfortunately, for me he is single. So, when girls ask if I can set them up with him I can't use the excuse of "he's dating someone". I just have to try and find a way to get out of it.

I probably am approached by two girls a week asking about my older brother. I even had one girl tell me that she was driving down the road and this guy driving next to her was so good looking she knew she needed to see him again. She even had the feeling that she might end up marrying this guy...yes this guy happened to be my brother. She sought me out to see what I could do to help her meet him cause she just knew that they needed to be together. I had to pretend like I didn't think she was crazy. Very hard.

Little does he know the pain and suffering I have to go through because of his good looks.

Yes, this is the guy they are all seeking after...

Never Loved...

My little brother is on a mission in Montreal Canada. He's been out 5 months now, and it isn't going fast enough. He and I have a system where we send our memory cards for our cameras back and forth instead of sending pictures. I also will record a few short videos for him.

Last time I sent a video where I told everyone in my family to tell Chad they loved him. I put the camera on my Dad first. He said "I hate you." the camera then went to Shaun (my older brother) "You suck!". I pointed the camera at myself, shook my head back and forth and said "Worthless."

Of course we were all joking and Chad knows this and got a big kick out of the video. He recently told me he uses that video to show his companions his family. He always looks at his companions after and their reactions are priceless. It's like they are thinking in their heads, " Oh no, now I have to deal with the kid who is messed up because he was never loved."

Thinking...

I was thinking this "blog" stuff is like a journal. So, I could write all my thoughts and feelings and the whole world could see it. So, really this is a nightmare.